User blog:Jcpag2010/Porcupine come Milo

Note: I say the porcupine's hair looks really bad like a shell. So you FUK U and ASSHOLE. Here is a transcript!
 * Porcupine: My quills are okay now. It's beautiful and handsome!
 * Father: Porky Porcupine, are you gonna go to the haircut?
 * Porcupine: No! Can I use the newspaper on the floor?
 * Father: No! Haircut, cut all quills or Mr. Porcupine take no newspaper.
 * Mr. Porcupine: Can I go to tree work?
 * Father: Yes!
 * Mrs. Porcupine: Can I go to the tree work too?
 * Father: Yes!
 * Porcupine: Can I go to the tree school?
 * Father: No!
 * Porcupine: Why?!
 * Father: Because, the quills need to see what the measure the porcupine quills.
 * Mother: You should go.
 * Girl: Yep!
 * Porcupine: But...
 * Teenager: But you can go to haircut.
 * Porcupine: But, but, but I don't want to go to haircut. I need to go to the tree school.
 * Father: There's no tree school, because the beaver eating the school.
 * Maxwell: Well, I broke the tree school and the porcupines cried away. Take my pet.
 * Father: With us!
 * Mother: Yep! The porcupine needs to spines as not beautiful.
 * Girl: Yep!
 * Milo: It's us!
 * Porcupine: My newspaper. Stop!
 * Father: I throw away to the trash.
 * Porcupine: No!
 * Father: Take my pet as much as well.
 * Milo: Where are you going?
 * Father: I'm going to the haircut.
 * Porcupine: Take me! (screaming)
 * Milo: No! (screaming) My porcupine!
 * Father: What are you doing?
 * Milo: My porcupine is named Porky.
 * Porcupine: Yep!
 * Father: No! It's haircut time!
 * Milo: Wait!
 * Father drives a car
 * And goes to haircut
 * Milo: Yep!
 * At the haircut
 * Barber: Whoa! The quills was a spines from the Porcupine.
 * Father: Let's cut all the porcupine quills and see counted by numbers.
 * Barber: Okay!
 * Porcupine: What are you doing?
 * Barber: I'm trying to cut.
 * Porcupine: Don't cut me! I'm the "pine" named as Porky.
 * Barber: What?!
 * Porcupine: Yes!
 * Porcupine was angry at the barber
 * The barber was hurting by the porcupine
 * Father: No!
 * Porcupine was so happy
 * The barber screams
 * Barber: OUCH! (screaming) It hurts!
 * Porcupine going home
 * Porcupine: I am running to tree school and I'm happy.
 * Barber: No! No!
 * Father: Porcupine happens to school and cried.
 * Barber: Right!
 * At the tree school
 * Porcupine: Tree school was destroyed and beaver eating wood.
 * Maxwell: What are you doing here?
 * Porcupine #1: Tree school!
 * Porcupine #2: It was destroyed.
 * Porcupine #3: No!
 * Porcupine #4: Now I cannot go to school.
 * Porcupine: I want! The school was gone. Where's the school?
 * Beaver: I ate tree school.
 * Maxwell: Ha!
 * Beaver: Ha! (laughs)
 * Porcupine: I-I-I-I-I...
 * Maxwell: What's the matter?
 * Milo: Yep!
 * Porcupine: B-b-b-b-b-b...
 * Milo: What's wrong?
 * Porcupine: But I don't want to be graduated on tree and get a week test! (crying)
 * Father: There you are!
 * Porcupine: No!!!!!! (wailing)
 * Porcupine was crying and offs to haircut
 * Porcupine goes to haircut
 * Milo: My porcupine! (crying)
 * Porcupine wailed to Milo (at haircut)
 * Five minutes later...
 * Father: I'm home! What is suprise for you?
 * Milo: My porcupine!
 * Father: This is a porcu-bald.
 * Milo: Porcu-bald!
 * Father: It's from haircut.
 * Mr. Porcupine: Wow! Nice haircut!
 * Mrs. Porcupine: Yep!
 * All the family laughs
 * Porcupine: My quills, I left it at the haircut.
 * Father: Yep!
 * Milo: But my pet porcupine without quills. How could feed without quills?
 * Father: I told you! It's a bad thing to do, the consqeuence is watching bad shows on TV.
 * Milo: I hate punishment for what to do.
 * Porcupine: No punishment.
 * Father: Porcupine had a consequence and ban from me.
 * Porcupine: I'm bald and naked! I am a consequences! (crying)
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) walks to newspaper
 * Milo: No! Come back for you!
 * Maxwell: Many hours, the porcupine quills to measure it.
 * Milo: How come?
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald): No quill day! (wailing) AAAAA-DAMNIANTANIANIAONAHAIENIAAAAAA!!! (wails)
 * Milo: Where are you going?
 * Maxwell: Ha! See you gonna going to the infintyverse.
 * Milo: Wait for me!
 * Porcupine: INIININIFIFNIYYTTYYYYY!!! (wailing)
 * Milo: Porcupine!
 * Father: Porcu-bald! You're banned!
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald): AAAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAAAA!!!! (wailing)
 * Milo: Porcupine! Come back!
 * Father: Milo cannot play with the porcupine, that's a consequence.
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails and climbs  and goes to infinityverse.
 * Maxwell: Farewell, porcu-bald!
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails at the Moon
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails at the Milky Way galaxy
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails at the infinityverse and died
 * Milo: My porcupine! I can climb to the sky!
 * Maxwell: Where it goes?
 * Milo falls down to the ground and screams
 * Milo: No! My porcupine!!! (screaming)
 * Maxwell: Try ride the vehicles that could be fly and lanuch.
 * Milo: Oh, I can get ride on my spaceship!
 * Maxwell: Right!
 * Milo: Okay! I'm coming for you, porcupine!
 * Spaceship make a self-destruct
 * Milo: What?! It has self-destruct. Run!
 * Spaceship explodes
 * Maxwell: Ha! Try the giant spring.
 * Milo: I know, I can jump to the trampoline!
 * Maxwell: Yep! Faster!
 * Milo: Okay! I'm coming for you, porcupine!
 * Maxwell: I don't have my notebook, maybe ask Lily and very far enough. Milo hurry up!
 * Milo: I can't jump to the infinityverse.
 * Maxwell: I'm sorry, Milo cannot survive the sky.
 * Milo: I cannot.
 * Maxwell: Ha! What are you gonna do now?
 * Milo: No, this is really bad. I need to get up there!
 * Maxwell: You lose a porcupine!
 * Milo: Where's my porcupine?
 * Maxwell: What happens if the porcupine did that?
 * Milo: Infinityverse! Where is infinityverse?
 * Maxwell: It's on the edge of the omniverse.
 * Milo: Maxwell, where's your notebook?
 * Maxwell: At my house, very far away.
 * All family laughs at Milo
 * Milo make a tears
 * Milo: I don't want to be infinity anymore. I am not be a survive the sky. (crying)
 * Maxwell: What's the matter, Milo?
 * Father: Porcu-bald goes to infinityverse, the consequence was no porcupine quills.
 * Milo: I take care of my porcupine and I don't love my best friend! (screaming) NO!!!!!
 * Maxwell: Yes!
 * Milo wailing and bawiling
 * Milo: My pet porcupine friend!!!!
 * Milo continues wailing and bawling
 * Maxwell: I got a starite!
 * Father: My two adult porcupines are not pets, it will make consqeuences.
 * Teenager: See! Milo was crying.
 * Girl: Yep! No reward, no pet with porcupine quills.
 * Milo: The porcupine was losing the quills! (wails and bawls)
 * Maxwell: I'm happy! Completed! Quills! YES!!!
 * The four porcupines are crying
 * Doppelganger: Hey, what are you doing?
 * Milo: Leave me alone!
 * Doppelganger: Time for summer school!
 * Milo: School! I'm late for summer school!
 * Doppelganger: Yep! Run to school!
 * Girl: Wait!
 * Father: This is late for summer school!
 * Porcupine #1: No! This is bad!
 * Porcupine #2: She will not come back!
 * Porcupine #3: What do I do?
 * Porcupine #4: Yes! I'm happy, I can get it back for now!
 * Porcupine #1: There will be punishment.
 * Milo: My schoolbag!
 * Father: Where are you going?
 * Milo: I'm late for summer school!
 * Girl: Wait! Too late!
 * Milo ran to school...
 * Milo: Sorry, I'm late for now!
 * Teacher: Milo, you ran to class?
 * Milo: Yep! I'm late!
 * Teacher: Yep!
 * Porcupine #1: Milo, come!
 * Porcupine #2: This is a split-up?
 * Milo: What?!
 * At family's home...
 * Milo: Whoa! My pet!
 * Porcupine: My quills are not bad!
 * Milo: Porcupine, you're back, I love my pet!
 * Porcupine: I got my quills!
 * Milo: Whoa!
 * Father: You're a good boy!
 * Doppelganger: Uhh...my notebook!
 * Maxwell: I got my notebook!
 * Father: Milo, no watching bad shows today on TV.
 * Maxwell: Doppelganger watch bad shows on TV.
 * Doppelgagner: Hey!
 * Father: You have a consequence.
 * Doppelganger: What?! Why?
 * Father: Bad thing to do, you watch bad shows on TV.
 * Doppelganger: What is that mean?
 * Father: Crying babies watch bad shows on TV.
 * Doppelganger: No!!!! (screaming)
 * Doppelganger scared away...
 * Porcupine: Bye! (happy)
 * Milo: Yep! It's us! (happy)
 * Porcupine: Yep! I'm happy to go to tree school!
 * Milo: Yes!
 * Mr. Porcupine: I'm home!
 * Mrs. Porcupine: Yes!
 * Porcupine: Tree school is back! (happy)
 * Porcupine #1: Yes!
 * Porcupine #2: Thanks Milo!
 * Milo: Don't mentioned!
 * Porcupine #3: Tree school!
 * Porcupine #4: I can go to class!
 * Porcupine: Yep! I'm happy!
 * Milo: Be sure!
 * Beaver: Oh well! I can eat other old trees!
 * THE END