User blog:Jcpag2010/Porcupine had an haircut

Note: I say the porcupine's hair looks really bad like a shell. So you FUK U and ASSHOLE. Here is a transcript!
 * Porcupine: My quills are okay now.
 * Father: Porky Porcupine, are you gonna go to the haircut?
 * Porcupine: No! Can I use the newspaper on the floor?
 * Father: No! Haircut, cut all quills or Mr. Porcupine take no newspaper.
 * Mr. Porcupine: Can I go to tree work?
 * Father: Yes!
 * Mrs. Porcupine: Can I go to the tree work too?
 * Father: Yes!
 * Porcupine: Can I go to the tree school?
 * Father: No!
 * Porcupine: Why?!
 * Father: Because, the quills need to see what the measure the porcupine quills.
 * Mother: You shoud go.
 * Girl: Yep!
 * Porcupine: But...
 * Teenager: But, you can go to haircut.
 * Porcupine: But, but, but, I don't want to go to haircut. I need to go to tree school.
 * Father: There's no tree school.
 * Maxwell: Well, I broke the tree school and the porcupines cried away. Take my pet.
 * Father: With us!
 * Mother: Yep! The porcupine needs to spines as not beautiful.
 * Porcupine: My newspaper. Stop!
 * Father: I throw away to the trash.
 * Porcupine: No!
 * Father: Take my pet as much as well.
 * Milo: Where are you going?
 * Father: I'm going to the haircut.
 * Porcupine: Take me! (screaming)
 * Milo: No! (screaming) My porcupine!
 * Father: What are you doing?
 * Milo: My porcupine is named Porky.
 * Porcupine: Yep!
 * Father: No! It's haircut time!
 * Milo: Wait!
 * Father drives a car
 * And goes to haircut
 * Milo: Yep!
 * At the haircut
 * Barber: Whoa! The quills was a spines from the Porcupine.
 * Father: Let's cut all the porcupine quills and see counted by numbers.
 * Barber: Okay!
 * Porcupine: What are you doing?
 * Barber: I'm trying to cut.
 * Porcupine: Don't cut me! I'm the "pine" named as Porky.
 * Barber: What?!
 * Porcupine: Yes!
 * Porcupine was angry at the barber
 * The barber was hurting by the porcupine
 * Father: No!
 * Porcupine was so happy
 * The barber screams
 * Barber: OUCH! (screaming) It hurts!
 * Porcupine going home
 * Porcupine: I am running to tree school and I'm happy.
 * Barber: No! No!
 * Father: Porcupine happens to school and cried.
 * Barber: Right!
 * At the tree school
 * Porcupine: Tree school was destroyed and beaver eating wood.
 * Maxwell: What are you doing here?
 * Porcupine #1: Tree school!
 * Porcupine #2: It was destroyed.
 * Porcupine #3: No!
 * Porcupine #4: Now I cannot go to school.
 * Porcupine: I want! School was gone. Where's school.
 * Beaver: I ate tree school.
 * Maxwell: Ha!
 * Beaver: Ha! (laughs)
 * Porcupine: I-I-I-I-I...
 * Maxwell: What's the matter?
 * Milo: Yep!
 * Porcupine: B-b-b-b-b-b...
 * Milo: What's wrong?
 * Porcupine: But...I...don't want to be graduated on tree! (crying)
 * Father: There you are!
 * Porcupine was crying and offs to haircut again
 * Milo: My porcupine!
 * Many hours later...
 * Porcupine wails without hair home
 * Father: I'm home! What is suprise for you?
 * Milo: My porcupine!
 * Father: No! This is a porcu-bald.
 * Milo: Porcu-bald!
 * Father: It's from haircut.
 * Mr. Porcupine: Wow! Nice haircut!
 * Mrs. Porcupine: Yep!
 * Porcupine: I'm bald! (crying)
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) walks to newspaper
 * Milo: No!
 * Maxwell: Many hours, the porcupine quills to measure it.
 * Milo: How come?
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald): No quill day! (wailing) AAAAA-DAMNIANTANIANIAONAHAIENIAAAAAA!!! (wails)
 * Milo: Where are you going?
 * Maxwell: Ha! See you gonna going to the infintyverse.
 * Milo: Wait for me!
 * Porcupine: INIININIFIFNIYYTTYYYYY!!! (wailing)
 * Milo: Porcupine!
 * Father: Porcu-bald! Come back! The barber will grow again for next year.
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald): AAAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAAAA!!!! (wailing)
 * Milo: Porcupine! Come back!
 * Father: Porcu-bald! Wait!
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails and climbs  and goes to infinityverse.
 * Maxwell: Farewell, porcu-bald!
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails at the Moon
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails at the Milky Way galaxy
 * Porcupine (porcu-bald) wails at the infinityverse and died
 * Milo: My porcupine! I can climb to the sky!
 * Maxwell: Where it goes?
 * Milo falls down to the ground and screams
 * Milo: No! (screaming)
 * Maxwell: Try ride the vehicles that could be fly and lanuch.
 * Milo: Okay! I'm coming for you, porcupine!
 * Spaceship make a self-destruct
 * Milo: What?! It has self-destruct. Run!
 * Spaceship explodes
 * Maxwell: Ha! Try the giant spring.
 * Milo: Okay! I'm coming for you, porcupine!
 * Maxwell: I don't have a notebook, maybe ask Lily. Milo hurry up!
 * Milo: I can't jump to the infinityverse.
 * Maxwell: I'm sorry, Milo cannot survive the sky.
 * Milo: Where's my porcupine?
 * Maxwell: What happens if the porcupine did that?
 * Milo: Infinityverse! Where is infinityverse?
 * Maxwell: It's on the edge of the omniverse.
 * All family laughs at Milo
 * Milo make a tears
 * Milo: I don't want to be infinity anymore.
 * Maxwell: What's the matter, Milo?
 * Father: Porcu-bald did not come back forever! (crying)
 * Milo: I take care of my porcupine and I don't love my best friend! (screaming) NO!!!!!
 * Maxwell: Yes!
 * Milo wailing and bawiling
 * Milo: My pet porcupine friend!!!!
 * Milo continues wailing and bawling
 * Maxwell: I got a starite!
 * Father: My porcupine lost!
 * Milo: The porcupine was losing the quills! (wails and bawls)
 * 1,000,000,000 years later...
 * Milo died
 * Humans in 1,000,000,000 years
 * Porcupine dies in the infinityverse.
 * THE END