User blog:Ja-Mes the Dank Engine/WHY

'WHY DID WARNER BROTHERS RUIN EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU, WARNER BROTHERS.'

BECAUSE OF FUCKING WARNER BROTHERS, THERE WON'T BE ANY OTHER SCRIBBLENAUTS GAMES.

WHY?

BECAUSE 5TH CELL WAS ON THEIR WAY TO MAKING A GREAT NEW GAME, AND THE IDIOTS AT WARNER BROTHERS HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP.

'OH, YEAH, AND 45 PEOPLE GOT FIRED FROM 5TH CELL AFTER ONE FUCKING DAY... BECAUSE OF WARNER BROTHERS. AGAIN: FUCK YOU, WARNER BROTHERS.'

Here's what happened.

5th Cell was making the latest game in the series, Scribblenauts: Fighting Words. But they didn't just want it to be the latest game in the series. They wanted it to be the GREATEST game in the series. So they poured out their heart, soul, and most importantly, money, to try and make it the best Scribblenauts game anyone had ever seen. But 'FUCKING WARNER BROTHERS CANCELED IT! Have you no fucking MIND, WARNER BROTHERS?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVED SCRIBBLENAUTS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT WAS PUT INTO IT? 'Anyways, since the game was canceled, they lost all of the money that they put into the game. 'ALL OF THE FUCKING MONEY, BECAUSE OF GOD DAMN WARNER BROTHERS!!! THEY HAD TO FIRE 45 FUCKING PEOPLE ON THE FIRST DAY! 'But those weren't 45 ordinary people. They were the people that' MADE THE FUCKING GAME! 'So because they weren't there, 5th Cell couldn't make any more Scribblenauts games.

SO THANKS TO FUCKING WARNER BROTHERS, THE SERIES IS NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD!

IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT SERIES THAT LASTED FOR A LONG TIME.

IT HAD ONLY RELEASED FOUR FUCKING GAMES TO ITS TITLE!

BUT FUCKING WARNER BROTHERS IS TOO FOCUSED ON LEGO FUCKING STAR WARS TO CARE ABOUT A STUPID GAME LIKE SCRIBBLENAUTS.

BUT IT'S NOT STUPID.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT FUCKING SERIES!

I, Ja-Mes the Dank Engine, do solemnly swear that I shall never play another Warner Brothers Interactive Entertainment game until Scribblenauts is back. And I will try my best to boycott it.