Spatula

The Spatula is an implement with a broad, flat, blunt blade, used for mixing and spreading things, especially in cooking and painting.

Uses
It has 30 health points, weights the same as a mouse and sinks on water. You can use it as weapon, dealing 5 points of damage. Chefs will equip.

Trivia

 * Sponges with the sentient adjective will equip this object in a reference to Spongebob.