One day Maxwell was riding his supersonic cyborg-icorn through time and space. After shortly landing he noticed a small gelatin like creature. Believing it was extremely hungry he created the largest meat possible! and to make it even meatier he made a meat potion. but the gelatin ooze grabbed the meat potion (and as always turned meaty) and ate the meat. this caused a cosmic reaction making the ooze grow to a Humongous* size!!!!! The meat then attacked Maxwell sending him across the ground into an abyss. The ooze then began a stratecig attack. ON MC_DONALDS!!! THE MEATIEST (and not to mention the most unhealthy lying place ever) FAST FOOD RESTRAUNT!! once Maxwell got back up the abyss (using only a toothhpick, a pack of gum, and cucumber) Mc_Donalds was destroyed...(hooray!!)
The meat blob then began destroying the golden fields!!! Home of the cowlites!!! Maxwell needed to act fast! he quickly created a microwave toaster gun and began to rapidly shoot flaming toasts at the demon-spawn. But the meat monster was undetured. It turned it's hand into a club and becan to smash everything it could see. Seeing this as a distraction, our protagonist created an all-terrain bus (I mean ALL terrains!!!) and rounded up the cowlites in it.
Then he gathered an group of , five or so, monkeys and transformified them into the Super Turbo Robot monkey Team Hyper force! As the monkeys lunged at the monster( Screaming "SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPER-FORCE GO!!") Maxwell upgraded his toast gun to shoot tiny ninja sharks!! ( there is no need for him to upgrade it any farther, I mean come-on they're already ninjas!!). The meaty demon ooze fell over and splatted.
Maxwell didn't notice ,however (due to his golashes [long story]), the meat monster's baby sneaking up on him. It began to eat him vigorously. Maxwell was absorbed into it acidy stomach vats. to keep himself from being digested he upgraded his golashes. He then created an atomic particleizer(better known as a particle/atomic seperator) and blasted the monster, turning it inot meat and an not-so-attractive demon baby gelatin ooze. The adult meaty was wearing down now, thanks to the brave and valliant efforts of the robot monkeys. He began to use the ninja sharks to eat it and shrink it down to size. after that Maxwell seperated the meat from the ooze and removed the demon soul from it and casted it into the Infinity Void of DOOM! The ooze was then reunited with it's baby.
They all lived Happily ever after (I never thought I would type this, but I did)
* a short Etymology: Humongous[]
when this word was added tho the dictionary, people wanted a newer better adjective than colossal. They wanted to describe something large and wide. So huge it could sit on an entire house. The obvious choice for a word like this, Combine the words 'huge' and 'monstrous'.